Slug for a day

Today is a day when I wish to run into no one I know-I am a slug today-not in deed, but in appearance. I am ashamed to say-I haven't changed me shirt. UGH_nasty I know....it is covered in cereal, dust bunnies from the dark depths of the top of the fridge that i hadn't cleaned in years probably....in specks of the makings of tuna salad....in smudges of Elmers smoothy crayons-the ones that write like lipstick and stain like all heck....anyway, the shirt WAS white but it will probably never be again. I wonder sometimes if other people have these days or if it is just me-but eventually i will shower and be presentable. ;0 if i have to....